Kickin' ass, takin' names.

Sprinting and lifting and throwing things.

I feel good. This is my therapy. (Well this & a nice Xanax).

Tonight’s workout is going to hurt.

But GOOD GRACIOUS I CANNOT WAIT.

💪💪💪
I texted Jamel telling him the shit day I’m having. His response?

"We’ll punch and run the stress away."

He’s the best. Seriously.

I got a paleo friendly meal for lunch today.

It was delicious (as was my non-paleo coca cola). But hey, I needed that today.

Weight loss game still strong.

I got a paleo friendly meal for lunch today.

It was delicious (as was my non-paleo coca cola). But hey, I needed that today.

Weight loss game still strong.

Let me set the scene for you all…

It’s 5:45am and you wake up to take your morning pee.

You’re on your period so it’s uh, not so pretty in the toilet (gross, I’m sorry - it’s necessary).

You flush.

The water starts rising.

And doesn’t stop.

It overflows. You try to jiggle the chain to stop it but that produces more water.

You run into your bedroom, wake up your husband, panic that this is happening and you need to get to work.

He can’t stop it.

You run to get towels.

You run out.

You go downstairs to get more towels.

You hear dripping from the next floor.
And realize it’s leaking through the floor.

You clean up the mess.
He gets the water to stop.

It’s now 6:20. And you’re late for work.

I think if there was ever a day that called for an “emergency day off,” this would be it. I now have 4 loads of towels to wash before they mildew, a car to take into the shop, and a whole bunch of crying to do.

-sigh-
Can I go back to bed now?

YAY! A car accident!

It was my fault! And I hit Trevor’s car!

It’s a great day. 😑

The Easter Bunny arrived a little late at our house, but made it nevertheless. 🐰🍬🍭

The good news is I’m packing the remaining candy way away away away from me (sung like that Yellowcard song). I’m not tempted. Well, not today.

The Easter Bunny arrived a little late at our house, but made it nevertheless. 🐰🍬🍭

The good news is I’m packing the remaining candy way away away away from me (sung like that Yellowcard song). I’m not tempted. Well, not today.

So far, so good.

Today’s eats have been so satisfying.

Green apple with almond butter
Asparagus wrapped in prosciutto
Grilled chicken with salsa
Handful of cashews
LOTS of water

I can’t wait to feel better. So far, this is great.

Bring on paleo.*

That’s all.

*someone remind me of this in about 20 hours when I’m crying bc bread.

I kinda outdid myself tonight.

But you guys. Look how perfect everything is.

Brb quitting my job and becoming a professional chef/baker (except not really).

Oh you guys… She’s beautiful 😅😍

Oh you guys… She’s beautiful 😅😍